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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why don't lobster share? Because they're shellfish?

What do you call a group of cow playing instrument ? A muc-sical band!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too-tired!

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Stella - Mar 29, 2025, 10:31 PM - Add Reply

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