They Paid Me to Design Clothes for Martians — MartianFashion App 🪐👗💵

I never thought I’d get paid to design a jumpsuit for a six-legged Martian queen with a taste for neon slime.

But welcome to 2025, where fashion has officially left Earth’s orbit.

And thanks to an app called MartianFashion, I now have intergalactic clients — and a weirdly steady stream of alien income.

 

Yes, this is real. (Well… sort of.)

Let’s just say: if you can dream it, draw it, and convince a simulation that it’ll look good on a creature from Jupiter’s moons, you can get paid to design clothes for Martians.

 

This is my story.

 

 

 

 

🚀 From Freelance to Interplanetary Stylist: My First Encounter with MartianFashion

 

 

It all started when I stumbled on a Reddit thread titled:

 

“Got $17 for designing a cape for a Martian squid. AMA.”

 

At first, I thought it was a joke. But curiosity won.

I clicked the link, downloaded the MartianFashion App, and instantly fell into a psychedelic rabbit hole of alien aesthetics.

 

Their onboarding prompt?

 

“We are seeking Earth-based fashion creatives to design attire for intelligent lifeforms across the galaxy. Payment is based on creativity, feasibility, and Martian votes.”

 

Sounds insane? That’s because it is.

 

I pressed “Accept.”

Then I met Klarmu — my first alien client. She looked like a jellyfish had a baby with a chandelier. Her brief said:

 

“Must shimmer in ultraviolet. Needs pockets. Absolutely no zippers.”

 

Challenge accepted.

 

 

 

 

👗 How the MartianFashion App Works — A Step-by-Step Breakdown

 

 

Let’s break down how this extraterrestrial madness works — and more importantly, how it pays.

 

 

1. 

Create a Designer Profile

 

 

You list your Earth-based credentials (or fake them), upload a few sketches, and choose your design specialty:

 

• Functional
• Ceremonial
• Combat
• Slime-resistant

 

 

I picked “Ceremonial” and added: “Inspired by human red carpet couture, with a galactic twist.”

 

 

2. 

Get Matched with Alien Clients

 

 

Each “client” is an AI-generated extraterrestrial species — complete with culture, body structure, preferences, taboos, and environments.

 

Examples:

 

• Three-headed fashion influencers from Kepler-22b
• Psychic worms from Titan who prefer silk woven from sound waves
• Martian royals allergic to symmetry

 

 

You get their profile and design brief — then start sketching.

 

 

3. 

Design + Submit

 

 

Using built-in 3D tools (or uploading your own designs), you submit your look.

Then their MartianFashion AI judges your piece using an algorithm that evaluates:

 

• Creativity
• Functionality
• Cultural relevance (based on alien lore)
• Aesthetic harmony with the alien’s anatomy

 

 

It’s like “Project Runway” meets “Star Trek.”

 

 

4. 

Earn Based on Votes + Challenges

 

 

Martian clients “vote” on designs. Top-rated designers get paid in:

 

• USD
• Crypto (usually ETH or MartianCoin)
• Or… weird NFT rewards (like “Galactic Glitter” filter packs)

 

 

The better your work, the more you earn.

 

 

 

 

💵 So… How Much Can You Actually Earn?

 

 

Let me show you my first week on MartianFashion:

 

Design	Client Species	Challenge Type	Earnings
Iridescent Gown	Venusian Flame Dancers	Fireproof Eveningwear	$6.75
Armor-Toga Hybrid	Saturnian Gladiators	Battle-Ready Elegance	$11.20
Anti-Gravity Robe	Moon Cult Priests	Floatable Fabric Contest	$15.90
Slime-Soaked Tunic	Martian Rockstars	“Ugliest Chic†Event	$9.40
Mind-Sync Hat	Jupiter Dream-Psychics	Neural Syncwear Challenge	$22.00

Total in 7 days: $65.25

(Plus one NFT titled: “Space Sequin Pattern #2094” — worth $3.90)

 

Not life-changing. But for a gig designing clothes for fictional aliens?

Absolutely worth it.

 

 

 

 

🧠 Why This App Exists (Yes, There’s a Reason)

 

 

At first glance, MartianFashion feels like a joke from a bored developer. But dig deeper and you’ll find it’s part of a growing “Speculative Work Economy.”

 

These apps simulate future work for entertainment, AI training, and creative stimulation.

 

Why pay people to design alien outfits?

 

1. AI Fashion Training
   The app trains generative fashion AIs to think outside the box. Like… waaay outside the box. (Think 12-arms, 0-gravity, acid rain environments.)
2. Gamified Design Practice
   It gives young fashion designers a sandbox to experiment wildly without real-world limitations.
3. Worldbuilding Assets for Games/Film
   Some of the best designs get bought by game studios or sci-fi productions to use in concept art.
4. NFT Marketplace
   Your designs can be minted as NFTs and sold to collectors of “galactic fashion.”

 

 

 

 

 

😂 My Weirdest Client Yet: Queen Blornt of Zix-99

 

 

Her body was shaped like a pretzel, and she requested a “solar-powered flamenco dress that repels space dust and screams when touched.”

 

It took me 2 hours. I submitted my design (with audio-integrated fabric).

She approved.

I earned $17.84 and a badge: “Royal Screamer.”

 

This app is pure madness — and I’m addicted.

 

 

 

 

🌌 Is It All Just Sci-Fi Roleplay? Yes… and No.

 

 

MartianFashion is technically a creative simulation game — but the earnings are real.

 

You don’t need to believe aliens are actually commissioning outfits. You just need to be imaginative, have decent design sense, and understand what makes a fashion narrative explode with uniqueness.

 

Plus, let’s be real — it’s way more fun than Canva gigs or boring freelancing websites.

 

And if you’re into:

 

• Sci-fi
• Fashion
• Roleplay
• Weird humor
  …this is your perfect hustle.

 

 

 

 

 

🎨 Top Tips to Win Big on MartianFashion

 

 

 

1. 

Weirder Wins

 

 

Don’t play it safe. The MartianFashion algorithm rewards bizarre, unhinged creativity.

 

 

2. 

Study Alien Anatomy (In-App Guides)

 

 

Knowing where their eyes/mouths/tentacles are helps a lot. One user got rejected because he put sleeves where the creature had breathing holes.

 

 

3. 

Embrace Cultural Backstory

 

 

Add lore to your designs:

“This robe honors the Martian ritual of sky-surfing during eclipse week.”

That gets you points.

 

 

4. 

Use the Voiceover Feature

 

 

Narrating your concept dramatically? Extra cash and better approval ratings.

 

 

5. 

Join Design Duels

 

 

Head-to-head challenges let you win double the payout if your design is voted better.

 

 

 

 

📱 Reviews from Other Users

 

 

🛸 “I’ve never been paid to design a raincoat for a radioactive frog before. 10/10 experience.” — @Slimecouture

 

👽 “Best app for boosting creativity — and I made $80 during spring break!” — @StarGoth

 

🧵 “Real brands should take notes. MartianFashion’s design challenges are more fun than fashion school.” — @Zara2Mars

 

 

 

 

🤔 Is This the Future of Work?

 

 

Apps like MartianFashion point to a fascinating trend:

Work no longer has to be useful — it just has to be compelling.

 

In a digital world filled with gamification, AI, and crypto, the definition of “valuable labor” is shifting.

Designing alien fashion?

Might sound silly now.

But 5 years ago, people laughed at Twitch streamers and OnlyFans models too.

 

 

 

 

😏 Final Thoughts: Would I Keep Doing It?

 

 

Let’s recap:

 

• I designed a transparent cape that glows in moonlight
• Got paid for a tuxedo with slime vents
• Designed a wedding dress for a Martian who can split into two at will

 

 

All from my iPhone. In my pajamas. With real money hitting my account.

 

Would I keep doing it?

Absolutely.

Because honestly, Earth clients are boring.

 

Written by the author, Fatima Al-Hajri 👩🏻‍💻

 

✅ Sources

 

 

1. MartianFashion App (Official Beta v2.3 Docs) – martianfashion.io (fictional)
2. Reddit r/MartianDesigners – Community of users sharing sketches and tips
3. Interview with UX dev “@Gloxxar” on SpaceDesign Weekly (2025)
4. NFT Marketplace: CosmicCouture.io – Hosts user-created Martian designs
5. “Alien Aesthetics and the Future of Virtual Fashion” – Digital Vogue Archive
6. User Testimonials from App Reviews (Google Play & iOS) – Fictional but realistic
7. Personal Earnings Report – Author’s 7-Day Challenge Log
8. Journal of Speculative Work Economies (Vol. 3, Issue 1) – 2024